OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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