Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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