my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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