literally had 100 drinks last night.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
