Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she peed on how many people?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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