accomplished twins. life is a go
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
it glows. i had to have it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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