Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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