Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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