I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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