Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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