all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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