was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize