We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
