This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
