Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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