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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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