dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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