Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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