they need to just BURY HIM!
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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