Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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