OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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