Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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