I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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