Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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