guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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