It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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