found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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