Is it normal to miss your booty call?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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