Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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