I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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