How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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