yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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