Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Drake has all the answers
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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