weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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