Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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