I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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