Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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