i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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