What a fucking waste of an outfit
my being single is dangerous.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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