i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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