whats a polygalesbian?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.