i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.