therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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