dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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