We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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