just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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