it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.