just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.