called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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