she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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