quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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