I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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